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This midweight pullover wraps you in soft, slightly brushed cotton-poly warmth while the bold front text — “DON’T CONFUSE MY PEACE WITH PERMISSION.” — and the hand-drawn smiley on the back speak for you when words feel heavy. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add a finished look, while the kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close. 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