{"product_id":"brunch-not-bonding-black-statement-hoodie","title":"I'm Here for Brunch. Not Bonding. Black Statement Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI’M HERE FOR BRUNCH. NOT BONDING.\u003c\/strong\u003e The reservation was for food—not forced intimacy. This black statement hoodie serves the boundary in crisp white type with the Thread Snark X-eye smirk on the front, then brings the attitude full-size across the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it to brunch, errands, travel days, or any social event where your outfit needs to answer the small talk for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFront: white “I’M HERE FOR BRUNCH. NOT BONDING.” statement with the signature white-and-red X-eye smiley\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBack: oversized Thread Snark X-eye smiley graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlack hoodie with front-and-back printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHoodie details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 8 oz (271 g\/m²) fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e50% cotton and 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRoomy kangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your usual size for a classic fit. Size up for a looser, oversized streetwear look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Iron on low heat and avoid the printed areas. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 18500. For adults. Made in Bangladesh. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thread Snark","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50332647162070,"sku":"60561324906197405000","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50332647194838,"sku":"20157749652473283091","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50332647227606,"sku":"25105311320544826899","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332647260374,"sku":"26777687073646171114","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332647293142,"sku":"47290305373448989740","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332647325910,"sku":"32377634761886922718","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332647358678,"sku":"32872590991075567005","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332647391446,"sku":"26052460969956460822","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/3660\/0534\/files\/thread-snark-brunch-not-bonding-hoodie-styled-fall.png?v=1787965724","url":"https:\/\/threadsnark.com\/products\/brunch-not-bonding-black-statement-hoodie","provider":"Thread Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}