{"product_id":"good-luck-impressing-me-black-statement-hoodie","title":"Good Luck Impressing Me Black Statement Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGOOD LUCK IMPRESSING ME.\u003c\/strong\u003e Approval was never the assignment. This black statement hoodie keeps the front clean with bold white type and the Thread Snark X-eye smirk, then flips the attitude bigger across the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt for cool days, late nights, and outfits that do the talking before you have to. Pair it with denim, cargos, leather, or tailored trousers—the message handles the rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDesign details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFront: white “GOOD LUCK IMPRESSING ME.” statement with the signature white-and-red X-eye smiley\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBack: oversized Thread Snark X-eye smiley graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBlack hoodie with front-and-back printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHoodie details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eClassic unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSizes S–5XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 8 oz (271 g\/m²) fleece\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e50% cotton and 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRoomy kangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eRibbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose your usual size for a classic fit. Size up for a looser, oversized streetwear look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Iron on low heat and avoid the printed areas. Do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gildan 18500. For adults. Made in Bangladesh. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Thread Snark","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":50332635955414,"sku":"26968090443428969063","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":50332635988182,"sku":"31742436066320766734","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":50332636020950,"sku":"13828434234243417375","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332636053718,"sku":"14765183490488376291","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332636086486,"sku":"18726077755587659713","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332636119254,"sku":"20772357732330332479","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332636152022,"sku":"52632959733602648423","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":50332636184790,"sku":"24687421074684596574","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0838\/3660\/0534\/files\/thread-snark-good-luck-impressing-me-hoodie-model_c0cf7218-d49a-4bde-b24f-2491c4f97a79.png?v=1787963011","url":"https:\/\/threadsnark.com\/products\/good-luck-impressing-me-black-statement-hoodie","provider":"Thread Snark","version":"1.0","type":"link"}