I'm Here for Brunch. Not Bonding. Black Statement Hoodie
I'm Here for Brunch. Not Bonding. Black Statement Hoodie
I’M HERE FOR BRUNCH. NOT BONDING. The reservation was for food—not forced intimacy. This black statement hoodie serves the boundary in crisp white type with the Thread Snark X-eye smirk on the front, then brings the attitude full-size across the back.
Wear it to brunch, errands, travel days, or any social event where your outfit needs to answer the small talk for you.
Design details
- Front: white “I’M HERE FOR BRUNCH. NOT BONDING.” statement with the signature white-and-red X-eye smiley
- Back: oversized Thread Snark X-eye smiley graphic
- Black hoodie with front-and-back printing
Hoodie details
- Classic unisex fit
- Sizes S–5XL
- Medium-heavy 8 oz (271 g/m²) fleece
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Roomy kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Tear-away label
Fit
Choose your usual size for a classic fit. Size up for a looser, oversized streetwear look.
Care
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Iron on low heat and avoid the printed areas. Do not dry clean.
Product information: Gildan 18500. For adults. Made in Bangladesh. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes.