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I'm Here for Brunch. Not Bonding. Black Statement Hoodie
$60.00
I’M HERE FOR BRUNCH. NOT BONDING. The reservation was for food—not forced intimacy. This black statement hoodie serves the boundary in crisp white type with the Thread Snark X-eye smirk on the front, then brings the attitude full-size across the back.
Wear it to brunch, errands, travel days, or any social event where your outfit needs to answer the small talk for you.
Design details
- Front: white “I’M HERE FOR BRUNCH. NOT BONDING.” statement with the signature white-and-red X-eye smiley
- Back: oversized Thread Snark X-eye smiley graphic
- Black hoodie with front-and-back printing
Hoodie details
- Classic unisex fit
- Sizes S–5XL
- Medium-heavy 8 oz (271 g/m²) fleece
- 50% cotton and 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Roomy kangaroo pocket
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Tear-away label
Fit
Choose your usual size for a classic fit. Size up for a looser, oversized streetwear look.
Care
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed. Iron on low heat and avoid the printed areas. Do not dry clean.
Product information: Gildan 18500. For adults. Made in Bangladesh. OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes.